Spring is here!
Hurray for Sunshine!
Flowers! Adventures!
and PDA...
To give you the best run down possible, let us remember the wisdom of our friend Owl:
Yes my friends, as a veteran of 4 springs here at BYU, I can assure you that the pattern is real. Soon you'll be plagued outside by cuddling couples, spooning on your favorite grassy study spot, giddily laughing at every pathetically flirtatious [and disgustingly romantic] phrase their partner can whisper. In the immortal words of Mushu, these couples have quite literally "...popped out of the snow, like daisies!"
At first I was always slightly annoyed every spring, but now as I've recognized the pattern I prefer to take it in stride. It can actually be quite hilarious, I mean - people watching in winter was never as fun. Sure you have to battle down nausea due to that one couple awkwardly feeding each other in the Talmage... but exaggerating the event to friends makes it all worth it. Think of the fun you'll have on Overheard @ BYU.
So as the sunshine returns from its long winter break, let us shed our coats knowing that we're about to find people a lot more attractive, and for good reasons of course. Consider about all the skin that comes out in spring. "OH MY GOSH, I haven't seen an elbow like that in months! WOW her collar bone is! ..." Yep, you may laugh but it's true. Now as you cross campus, silently laugh with me and enjoy the chemically raging sea of hormones, knowing that beer goggles couldn't compete with some people's bout of Spring Fever.
But don't get too cocky - Owl is right. "It could even happen to you!"
Honestly, Owl my friend, I not-so-secretly hope it does.
PS. Google "Spring fever" and enjoy the theories.
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